"When I met you, I thought you were a total bitch--Turns out, I really like bitches" letterpress greeting card.

Our Your Hoo-Ha And Your Heart card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

• Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
• Ink:  Black
• Envelope: Pulsar Pink
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve

Our "Expensive Hobby" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

"I smell old people...oh wait, it's you." letterpress greeting card.

Our "Even Bitches Say Thank You" Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Our "Cheers to Livin' Your Best Life" Birthday Daiquiri Paper Clip Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty gold gold daiquiri paper clip.

"Happy Mother's Day--Thanks for putting up with my raging teenage hormones. Dad says I was a real bitch" letterpress greeting card.

"Happy Mother's Day--Thanks for putting up with my raging teenage hormones. Dad says I was a real bitch" letterpress greeting card.

Our "Children Are Disgusting" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Our "Heart Wants What It Wants" Heart Paper Clip Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty gold heart paper clip.

"I hear you like it dirty" letterpress greeting card.

"Happy Mother's Day--Thanks for putting up with my raging teenage hormones. Dad says I was a real bitch" letterpress greeting card.